First Person Stapler Windows game

First Person Stapler

Intimidation_Crab | Coming Jul 18, 2024

Kill time at your call center night shift by shooting targets with a stapler, kicking doors, breaking photo copiers, popping balloons, guzzle coffee, steal moon shoes, kick your coworker's computers off a desk, and generally wreck up the place.

The game is simple, get to the exit and shoot as many targets as possible on your way. Shooting clocks gives you more time, coffee speeds you up, headshots give a higher score, and, different kinds of staplers can be found around the map. Clear levels with a high score to unlock the next level and potentially mini-games.

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First Person Stapler - Build 0.07 & Balloon Blast

Mar 22 2024 News

I'm a big fan of these blogs being short and sweet, because who wants to waste a ton of time reading about a game about staplers. So, let's plow through the change logs really quick and then we can get into the meat of the post. Here are some pictures from this week.

Change Log:

Windows can now be broken with chairs and kicks. It doesn't give you any points, but it's fun.
The "Replay Level" button actually works now. Sorry about the past few builds with that.
Dual Staplers now fire in alignment instead of the left stapler firing wildly off to the side.
The Warehouse level is no longer skipped in the "Next Level" cycle. Again, sorry about that.
The Balloon Blast minigame has been added.

Balloon Blast is a mini-game I've been messing around with this past week to waste time. It's simple, stupid, and a little fun. The rules are fairly easy to figure out in game, but let's go over them here too. The game is played in an empty version of the Warehouse map. Balloons spawn and float around, and the player has to try to hit them like it's Duck Hunt.

Green, blue, and red balloons all increase the players score at different rates.

Yellow balloons give the player more time, black balloons take away time.

The longer the game is played, the less frequently yellow balloons spawn and the more frequently black balloons spawn to get in the way. Like I said, simple, stupid, fun. So yeah, buy the game while it's on sale, shoot some balloons, join the Discord and let me know what your high score is for Balloon Blast.

That's all for now. See you next week.